Tsubato-Yumi

Wanna Come Back To Konoha?

Summary: Hashirama conviences Madara to come back to Konoha with him.

Censored version: fav.me/d2s68vy

Uncensored Version: www.fanfiction.net/s/6066041/1…

Once In Wal-Mart

Summary: Itachi goes to Wal-Mart for some new clothes with Madara and Sasuke...One thing lead to another...

Censored version: -There is none-

Uncensored version: www.fanfiction.net/s/6010488/1…

Who's Uke Now?

Summary: Itachi is insensitive to Deidara's pain after having a threesome with Hidan. So he teaches him a lesson with the help of Hidan. *OLD STORY

Censored version: fav.me/d2f72o0

Uncensored version: www.fanfiction.net/s/5389205/1…

This is for those who want to read 'em but cant because some ppl r stoopid U_U

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*Old Stories will be edited...eventually...

How much of your teenage life have you "messed up?"

[x] gotten kissed
[ ] gotten a phone taken away in class
[ ] gotten suspended
[x] gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 2

[x] arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] didn't do homework over 5 times
[x] turned at least 3 projects in late
[x] missed school just because you felt like it
[ ] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 6

[ ] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[ ] text people during class
[x] passed notes
[x] threw stuff across the room
[x] laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 9

[x] Been in a fight at school, fist or verbal
[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
[ ] Skipped a class period
Total So Far: 13

[ ] threw something at the teacher
[x] went outside the classroom without permission
[ ] broke the dress code
[ ] failed a class
[x] ate food during class
Total So Far: 15

[x] gotten a call from school
[x] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[x] didn't take your stuff to school
[x] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
[x] curse during class/school
Total so far: 20

[x] faked your parents signature
[x] slept in class (ONCE)
[x] cursed at your teacher (it's fine though cause MOnsieur swears with us 83)
[x] copied homework
[x] got in trouble with the principal or vice principal
Total So Far: 25

GRAND TOTAL: 25!

Multiply by three, two times three = ...I'm not sure this is right cause the equation I have to do confuses me so I'm just gunna say that 75% of my teenage life is messed up.

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 0

[] You show up for school late a lot.
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[X] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[ ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 6

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x DEPENDS] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of the United States 3 or more times. (I dont live in the US XD)
[x] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL: 13

I'm atually 14, so I act somewhat like my age...weird 0_0

I POSTED A FUCKING LINK TO THAT FUCKING STORY AND THEY FUCKING DELETED IT AND SAID IT WAS FUCKING UNDERAGE PORN AGAIN! HOW THE FUCK IS IT UNDERAGE PORN IF IT'S A FUCKING LINK!?!?! I FUCKING HATE DA RIGHT NOW!!! SCREW DA!!! SCREW IT RIGHT UP THE FUCKING ASS! THE ONLY FUCKING REASON I'M STILL FUCKING HERE IS BECAUSE PEOPLE FUCKING ASKED ME TO FUCKING STAY! I'M SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW!!!

Thank you for watching my new account. I'll be posting a series on here as well as the requests I have. Thank you to everyone who added me but I warn you that this account means nothing to me and I might just never use it